President Donald J Trump reactivated the New Jersey and it's battle group to show the amazing strength of the U.S.
While out on the shakedown cruise with Admiral Crown a sudden storm arose, knocking out radios and hampering visibility. Suddenly the bridge crew spotted a light ahead not moving toward either side of the massive battleship - indicating a collision was imminent.
BB-62(using light signals): Approaching ship, suggest you turn N or S to avoid collision
Unknown ship: Suggest you turn
BB-62: This is the New Jersey, not some commercial vessel. Suggest you change course.
US: Respectfully, I suggest you change course.
BB-62: (The President has noticed the situation and decided to intervene) This is Donald J Trump, President of the United States and Command-in-Chief of the armed forces, you will turn or this beautiful amazing battleship will crush you like a bug!
US: This is a lighthouse.
DJT: Admiral Crown, full speed ahead, you'll fly right over him!
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